Still reading the directions for the Whitestrips, I just wanted to be sure that they would in no way affect my characteristic cheesy-ass smile negatively. I bought them because Bonnie took a pic of me the other night and I realized that the coffee and cigarettes have taken their toll. But now that I look at the picture more closely, it might just be the yellowish lighting, cuz my skin has a bit of a jaundiced look to it as well. Oh well, they're still bubbling, and I'm cool with that. Twenty bucks for the same effect I'd get by brushing my teeth with baking soda and vinegar is kinda lame though. BTW, does anyone remember the infamous porn star picture that I kept promising to post? That's it on the wall under my monkey. Me, Des, Tammi, and Jen with Monica Sweetheart; it's even signed.